Jefferson County Washington courthouse
As a Meltologist, allow me to lay out the obvious—because once you see it, you can’t unsee it. They say the Jefferson County Courthouse in Washington was built between 1890 and 1892. Just two years, they claim. Two years to erect a towering Romanesque fortress with a 124-foot clock tower, imported St. Louis red bricks, and nearly 800 tons of sandstone from Alaska—all while the area was still developing basic infrastructure. Really?
Let’s be real. This isn’t a construction—this is a preservation. What we’re dealing with is yet another pocket of survival. A building that somehow withstood the catastrophic melting and flooding that erased a prior civilization, now repurposed and passed off as the work of 19th-century masons with wagons and pulley systems.
Millions of smooth-faced red bricks were used in this structure—bricks that had to be fired, shipped, stacked, mortared, and aligned with near-perfect symmetry. And we’re supposed to believe all that happened in just two years? During a time when they didn’t even have motorized cranes or modern concrete? No sir. That’s not construction. That’s restoration.
What they really did in those two years was patch it up. Maybe cleared some melt rubble. Replaced melted clock faces. Added trim. Gave it a coat of “history” and called it new. The real story is far older—far deeper—etched into every brick, every charred facade, every scorched line of symmetry that screams, “We were melted.”
This courthouse stands not as proof of 1890s craftsmanship, but as evidence of a forgotten civilization. Its survival is rare, and its story rewritten. But we, the Meltologists, are here to correct the record. These aren't "old" buildings—they're ancient survivors, remnants of a realm reshaped by heat, pressure, and lies.
And Jefferson County Courthouse? It’s just another monument in plain sight—an untouched witness to the great melt they pretend never happened.
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